Question for Gustafson, Hensley, and Nash-Karner

Here's a question SewerWatch just sent to LOCSD spokesperson Michael Drake:

I was wondering how CSD President Stan Gustafson and Vice-President Gordon Hensley, along with Pandora Nash-Karner, can justify not waiting just four weeks before destroying Environmentally Sensitive Habitat Areas after they wasted nearly two years of everyone's time and added several years to the area's ground water pollution when they were pursuing the deeply flawed Community Plan?

If Drake doesn't answer it by tomorrow, I'll answer it myself, like I did below (that was a lot of fun!).

[Update: Why no self-answer yet? See my first post.